Movie : Paul Blart Mall Cop

Why did I think this was going to be a good movie? I could have sworn someone, or some review, said that this was a good movie? How were my perceptions so off on this one?

Recommend? The best part was that it was barely over 90 minutes, for those of you who will sit through an entire movie just to see if there is at least one good part before the end, like you could have sworn the reviews said there should be.