TV Series : Firefly (watched, this time)

Too awesome. Why the hell did they cancel this series??? Every episode is priceless! Firefly is well worth an impulse buy, if you haven't bought it already.

Just be warned: it is a very borrowable set of shows.

Recommend: Totally. You may now start borrowing my DVDs again.

Trailer: Silent Hill

Just saw the Silent Hill Trailer. Comes out in April. I'm totally psyched. It looks really sweet (in my opinion).

Recommend: See for yourselves.

Movie : Unleashed

I forgave almost everything that happened in this movie because it was a movie. But the whys and the hows are not what matters here. What matters is that the detective from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" is really mean, and I didn't know he was British until now, apparently. That was a really good accent he did in "...Roger Rabbit!"

Recommend? There was some pretty good kicking.

Reviews: The vaguest review possible

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Recommend: ..

Movie: March of the Penguins

Ice crags, all sorts of blues and whites and an endless line of waddling. WRAAAAAA!!!! Sea lion! Shiver. Cold wind. Snow. Damn it sucks to trek across antarctica. Their urine must freeze before it hits the ground. Wow.

Recommend: If you, if, then you.

Movie : Hostel

Hmm... what did you think the movie was going to be about when you saw the previews? Yeah, I thought that too. Weird, huh?

Recommend? I LOLed, but porn is cheaper.

Movie : The Island

Run run run run run run run run!

Chase chase chase chase chase chase chase chase!

Run run run run run run run run!!

Chase chase chase chase chase chase chase chase!!

...and a little bit of Steve Buscemi!

Recommend? I watched it!

TV Series : Firefly

I bought the complete Firefly season on DVD for myself as a Christmas gift. I did this after watching only three episodes over Halloween weekend at Michael and Maggie's place. Since this series purchase, I have yet to watch a single episode because everyone I know around here keeps borrowing it. I believe it's been borrowed by FIVE different people already. And it's only been about ten days since the purchase. There are FOURTEEN episodes of Firefly, and I believe they are each at least an hour long, so everyone borrowing this set from me averages only two days per complete series viewing. Or, they are averaging 7 hours a day watching this series.

Pretty impressive statistics, if you ask me.

Recommend? Well, OBVIOUSLY, since you are at this very moment probably watching my copy of Firefly!! Give it back, already!

Book: Willful Creatures

by Aimee Bender. This book is so totally sweet, I don't even know where to begin. The big man buys the cage with the little man in it and tortures him until they both learn a little something about life. Ten guys are all told simultaneously that they will die in two weeks. A fruit stand sells gases and emotions shaped into words. Two people with pumpkins for heads give birth to a little boy with an iron for a head. This book rules. Totally. Sweet.

Recommend: If you don't buy this book or at least borrow it and read it before the next time I run into you, I will break a guitar over your neck and back. Not in the good way.