Tuesday, December 17, 2019

Star Wars XLVI: Rise of the Skywalker

It was ok. It turns out that Rey is genealogically important after all, and she goes through some adventures to eventually turn Kylo-Ren back to the good side of the Fource, and together they face the True Enemy who is of course someone you kind of expect but not really, but sort of. The Skywalkers and friends finally accomplish their generational mission of bringing galactic civilization to its knees. It's finally over, forever and finally ever and permanent-like.

Rating: 5/? It isn't actually out yet and I neither have seen it nor do I know what it's about, so I don't know what a fair rating would be.

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Jan 7 2020

I saw it. All I said above was correct. Except that it was ok, it was not. Big embarrassing mess. Rating: 2.5/10, 2 of those points are for Kylo Ren scenes, 0.5 is for Palpatine hanging off a big life support machine. 0 for all other elements.

Recommend: No, honestly I regret seeing it and it makes me sad to think about it.