Holy damn, I have just stumbled upon a store that sells half gallons of naked juice. Six bucks for a half gallon, six bucks for something like six pounds of fruit. Oh man, oh man.
Recommend: Drink it until it hurts. It's a super food. The pain and vomitting are merely training for the true heights of fruit consumption humans are capable of ascending to.
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Oog. Is that a good or a bad? Oh but I miss naked juice. I don't think I've seen it down here. And green machine is so good for hangovers...
Green machine is nature's hangover cure. And blue machine is the perfect writing, loaded with B vitamins to give you that boast of natural energy on top of the caffeine energy and replace what used to be my cigarette power reserve.
What the heck are you guys talking about? What the heck is Naked Juice? What am I missing here?
That's it, my clothes are coming off....
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