"Here let me stab you. You hear that? That sound like someone is punching a bag of Doritos? That is me stabbing you in the stomach. That crinkling noise like a chips bag and that crunching like breaking potato chips is the sound of your intestines being stabbed. Pretty gruesome, huh?"
"Oh, hey, do you like how I'm going to kill every person in this movie by stabbing them repeatedly in the guts? I am the world's first gut-stab-only killer. Pretty awesome huh? By the way, anyone thinking of a big full bag of potato chips right about now? I am. I get this way everytime I stab prom kids in the guts."
Recommend? A solid No on this one folks. This movie isn't even bad in a GOOD way. Ugh.
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