Saturday, June 25, 2005

movie: LAND OF THE DEAD

i've seen more theater movies in the last month than in the whole last year, and this one definitely had the most zombies. it also had the most killings of zombies by people, and also the most killings and then eatings of people by zombies. it was a nice time, had by all the freaks in the theater with us.

recommend: if you like to see people torn into small pieces and then eaten, in color close-up, by dead people, this is by far the best movie for you to go see right now. i've seen revenge of the sith three times now, and not once was someone eaten by a zombie. also, this zombie movie has Dennis Hopper.

4 comments:

Michael said...

Hmm...Maggie keeps saying she wants to see land of the dead. But I have no idea what it is. Now you review it. Whoa! I must be behind on the times or something. I must look up what this movie is.

Andrew Najberg said...

You said it had zombies in it, but do they ever actually say the word 'zombies'? Or are they just the walking dead? Huh? You'd better set this straight, cuz if I got to see zombies, I want zombies, and if I go to see walking dead, I want walking dead. I accept no substitutes.

Andrew said...

actually, actually, in the movie the living people call them ('the dead') "stenches". this may be to throw off the people with walking dead/zombie issues.

but there's definitely reason to think they're walking dead and not zombies. sorry about that.

Veronica said...

Is it better than Dead Alive? Does it feature any creepy Oedipul moments where the zombies then deal with their guilt by eating their mothers? If not, then that is kind of weak.