One Star For Traffic

You know, you'd think a place that so many people spend so much time in would be more exciting, but I've got to say, I am really disappointed with my experience with being in traffic. I've called so many people on their cell phones and they've told me that they were in traffic, and I got really interested in finding out what this "traffic" thing was all about, so I got in my car to try it out for myself. Let me tell you: what a damn waste of time. The production values were terrible. All it was was a bunch of cars on a road. Who do the public relations people for traffic think their fooling? Do they ever expect to sell such a ludicrous idea? You'd think they'd try for some plot development, but instead its just stop and go until the y split. Stop and go to the stop sign. Stop and go through the red light. It's all so damn predictable and there's no motivation for any of it. The character development is as superficial as a freaking bumper sticker or something stuck to a rear window. Furthermore, the atmosphere was terrible, all stifling sun through the windshield, the smell of tar and rubber and exhaust and that dead thing by the road, sometimes honking. All in all, I've got to give traffic one star out of five, a disappointment on all accounts.